Player Profiles
Barry - Coach who likes to play but breaks down as often as a 1970's British car.
Nerea - Our Spanish exchange student! Nobody understands a word she's saying.
Amaan - One of our young guns! needs help finding the tryline. Just point the way.
Zoe - Mom of 3 boys. Anything to get out of the house ffs!
Helen - all round nice person! Clearly hiding a dark secret.
Shehan - bonebreaker! Likes to shout orders. Should have joined the military.
Jeremy - likes to play Touch rugby like its full contact. Resorts to cheap tactics when losing.
Marghe - Big rugby fan. Big on the booze. Big surprise!
Fiona - Loves to rub her accomplishments in your face.
Karen - or Shirley....Suns out guns out. Rozzer on the juice.
Kiran - Bull in a China shop. Has anger management issues so don't show him your teeth.
Suzanna - She's going, she's staying! Loves Sunday roasts and fist fights on a Friday.
Courtney - The moustache says it all. Obviously needs help with life choices.
Rupert - like a dog chasing a bone! Go boy, go!
Raihan - loves to sidestep everyone, passes like a girl.
Shaun - Who knows what he's going to do next, we don't think Shaun knows either.
Asel - Likes touch rugby and the thug life. We not judging.
Jonathan aka JT - Runaway truck!
Alice and Callum - Too nice to separate. They using touch rugby to spend more time together.
Ian - Size 15 boots and loves to run at innocent civilians. Who brought shin guards?
Jen - Newbie export from Tring! Yes, they play touch rugby in Tring apparently.
Mags - another ref that plays and likes counting steps like its money.
Duncan - A man of faith. Been around since the Ark.
Chris - Ask him how far he cycles every day! Clearly a nutjob. Married to Zoe, also nuts.
Owen - Level 3 ref who suddenly forgets the rules when he is playing. How convenient!
Hayley - Sports Billy with a ponytail.
James - Only shows up on dark gloomy nights like a true Scotsman.
Guy - grumpy dad. Somebody give him a hug.
Ben - Super keen but lives in Potters Bar! How old are you bro?
Sag - aka "The Crab". Broken toy that loves to talk.
Roy - Proper geezer! Watch the dummy...you've been warned.
Lee - Quiet until he scores a try and then try shut him up.
Alastair - Where the hell are you Ali? Full of excuses.
Justin - Thinks he's still 25. Clearly he's not...
Pringle - Another one that thinks "he's still got it". Loves to party until the wheels fall off.
Avi - Like a Jack Russell up and down the field. He's young, he'll learn.
Emma - Lives across the road from the club. Obviously trying to runaway from something.
Dom - another ex-union player struggling to cope with a normal life. We've setup a a GoFundMe.
Nick - Got off the drugs and the womanising. Touch rugby is helping him put his life back together.
Mick - Gobby Aussie rugby player....just what we need!
Robert (Bokkie) - Saffa export. Only turns up when the drinks are free.
Marco - Loves Rugby, slinging dice and Pokemon cards.
Manoj - We are still trying to find the switch to make him run in a straight line. Losing hope now...
Tudor - Frustrated retiree on medication, Stay well clear.
Phil - Somebody get the man a hairbrush for Christmas!